Angela. 20 yr old college girl. Broke (shocking right? lol). Proud parent of a 12 yr old Quarter Horse named Cedric.

 

The Thomas Prayer

gumpergirl:

Our Thomas, who art in England,

Hallowed be thy face.

Thy cheekbones perfect,

Thy bitches will kneel,

On Earth as they do in Asgard.

Give us this day our daily ovary explosions.

And forgive all the Loki haters,

As we forgive Hulk for smashing you up.

And please lead us into temptation,

But deliver us from the Avengers.

For Tumblr is your kingdom,

Real power, horned glory,

For ever and ever.

AMEN.

I think this is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:

daeneryes:

  • The L’Oreal brothers
  • Male Katniss
  • The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
  • Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
  • Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
  • The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
  • Robin
  • HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
  • The Angry Pirate